INFAMOUS PICTURE FINDS ITS WAY TO FVWBL.COM

March 24th, 2003

ROSEVILLE, Minn. -- Mrs. Cathy Mroszak joined the FVWBL.com webboard Sunday night and it was quite a pickup for the FVWBL. Mroszak was recruited to the site by her daughter, Katie, in an effort to make progress towards the 2003-2004 recruiting challenge. In her first 24 hours Mroszak racked up 23 posts and is only 2 posts from her second "viola."

Mroszak camped by the computer for an impressive two hours before succumbing to life duties.

"Oh help me Lord. It tis me and I feel very bad that I have sat here and not done the dishes," Mroszak was quoted on the webboard as saying. "And quit with the MRS - hey that rhymes."

Mroszak has been long-protective of a certain 80sish picture of her and her family. In fact, it has been guarded like Saddam's chemical weapons and was rumored to be the next subject of a failed U.N. resolution turned U.S. invasion (possibly Operation BHM Freedom).

A source, on the condition of anonymity, submitted the BHM photo and it looks as though such an invasion has been averted.

"We at the FVWBL are very proud that we could aid in keeping innocent lives from suffering the lack of this fine photo," said Judd Berthiaume, FVWBL President. "To be able to serve the public in this way is something our organization takes pride in."

The picture will be the cornerstone piece for the FVWBL web site and it will be a treasure for years to come.

Mrs. Mroszak was unavailable for comment at the time this was published.