THE GREG WILL NOT ACT AS FOUL POLE

March 30, 2003

ROSEVILLE, Minn. -- FVWBL President Judd Berthiaume and Secretary Adam Flaherty determined that the foul pole punishment for The Greg will no longer be enforced.

"He's just too nice," said Adam Flaherty.

Flaherty and Berthiaume decided, after meeting The Greg for the first time, that he wasn't the The Greg that they had anticipated and that he would no longer be held accountable for his actions.

"He already missed out on five days of the discussion board," said Judd Berthiaume, who later admitted that he knew The Greg was down in Florida at that time and wouldn't be able to participate for the five days. "I think, under the circumstances, that the discussion board ban is enough."

It is expected that The Greg will be fully participating in the wiffle ball league as soon as the snow clears and the league is set to go back outside.

The Greg was unavailable for comment Sunday morning.