FLAHERTY GETS EARFUL

March 30, 2003

ROSEVILLE, Minn. -- Adam Flaherty, in an undisclosed accident, got a can of pop stuck in his ear. An anonymous source reported that it was a result of an "NCAA pool disagreement" on who should win the Texas v. UConn basketball game.

Flaherty refused to comment but was utterly disturbed as he had to finish out the evening's events with a full can of Cherry Coke sticking out of his ear.

Adam fields a pop with his ear.		Somehow the pop sticks there.
The only way the pop wouldn't pull his ear while watching "Mr. Deeds."