Michael Robert Kroona
Player Profile
Nickname: The Wiffler
Age: 19
Birthday: May 9th
Hometown: St. Paul, MN
Reside in: St. Paul, MN
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 140 lbs. but trying to gain a few
Status: Single but trying to gain a few (JK one will do)
Throws: Right
Bats: Right (with an occasional lefty blast)
Hobbies:
Video Games
 
Favorite Movie: Ocean's 11  
Favorite TV Show: Seinfeld  
Favorite Quote: "I will surpass all the great past time wifflers and I will become champ. Whoever is on my team will also dominate and we will combine for the most over the house shots in one game in the history of wiffle ball. I feel bad for my opponents already. It is a lost cause for them to make any attempt. The only thing that they will achieve for themselves is embarassment." -myself
Favorite Band or Artist: The Beatles
Favorite Baseball Team: The Minnesota Twins
Favorite Player: I don't really have one
Greatest Wiffle Ball Memory: When Leach threw about three straight miracle shots at me taking me out on the basepaths.
Toughest Wiffle Ball Pitcher Faced: Shelly
Toughest Wiffle Batter Faced: The Berthiaume Brothers
Best Wiffle Advice Received: Never skip Wiffle Ball for swimming!
Best Wiffle Advice Given: Never skip Wiffle Ball for swimming!
Who would you most like to play Wiffle Ball with: My fellow BKG

What you'd be doing if you weren't playing Wiffle: Swimming or sitting at home
Superstitions: I don't think anything, but there is probably something
Greatest Ambition: To become wiffle ball champ in the eyes of the public.

Frank's take: Michael is one of the top players in the league. He is a streaky home run hitter -- if he gets hot, look out. He also is very solid in the field and does well on the hill. He throws fairly straight, but hits his spots. He could be a good one for some time to come. Off the field the kid's one of the nicer people you'll meet. All around, he's good for the FVWBL.